If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
Jeremys mom is here. I gave her mad jello shots and now were griding. ima give it to her: ultimate payback for him fucking my gf.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
What better than a girl who loves jager, sexts like a champ and is down for t-bell at any hours of the night? oh wait, NOTHING.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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