guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
she's bipolar. she literally has TWO facebook pages. one for each personality. this. bitch. is. crazy.
just woke up in the hotel with gummi bears all around me and someone took the tv
we took the tv and as for the gummi bears don't eat them you put em in her vagina
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
He left my apartment when I broke up with him just as my booty call was walking in. It was a little awkward...
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
His penis is the only thing worth pursuing but all the baggage attached isn't.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
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