Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
The highlight of my night was definitely explaining the bandaid on my nipple.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
"DO YOU LIKE FLYING KITES" WORKED AS A PICKUP LINE. SUCK IT.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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