Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
The cereal milk was almost black, the bacon was still frozen and the toast was soggy. And that was BEFORE I puked in her lap.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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