I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
she was so not down for the gang bang
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
Peach margaritas. And fuck whatever you're about to say, the girl to guy ratio is like 6:1. I need those odds
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
I need a hoe opinion
go on
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
Randomize
