I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Oh, don't even get me started. Harry Potter is so pure. Twilight is just teenage girl porn.
i need gas-x and some way to take back every single thing i did last night.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
How many drinks/blunt hits do you think I could get if I wore an "it's my birthday" shirt
Yes, if by 'finishing my business' you mean vomiting in her bathtub and losing my watch.
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
I woke up with gum stuck to my nipple piercings this morning.. So there's that.
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
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