we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
The barista asked if I wanted my drink wet or dry, but all that came to mind was farts. You have ruined me.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
If you make 120 dollars and I walk instd of drive and don't eat or smoke this week we can pay rent
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
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