addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
all thats left of you is your magnum wrapper on my dresser
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
I am literally watching TV with sunglasses on because the brightness hurts my hangover
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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