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I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
Succesfully slept on the roof at work for 3.5 hours without getting caught. I need a promotion
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
just had sex on top of a camper looking at the stars, BEAT THAT.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
...and as she's going down on me I look at the speedo and I'm doing 15 under, with 6 cars tailgating me, and I know her parents saw her head pop up because they were the car right behind us.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
she's the poster child for how alcoholism can be fun.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
Whose panties are you wearing on your head and why are you sending me pics of it?
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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