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Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
she was seriously choking and the whole time all he kept saying was "that's what she said"
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I love our relationship. We just get drunk, show each other our tits, demonstrate sexual positions and make pasta. Then you go to bed and I sit around with your mom and cry about how proud of you we are.
I just asked her to come in through the window, this pretty much solidifies the whole fuck-buddy thing...
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
we're so committed to being not committed
Plan b and 5 hour enegery breakfast of a champion
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