Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Ive been tazing him too get him immuned. He will be unstopable.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
i looked down and was like "oh shit thats blood" then it was like "shit, thats not my blood." then it was like whos blood is this??
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
Listen. The next time my first idea in the morning is "hometown buffet and a water bottle full of captain morgan", please make me go back to sleep.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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