This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
Poopin on the sidewaaalllkkk. I wish my text told you that was a song
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
Chasing tequila with honey. Ill let you know how it turns out.
I maybe late, he's in a peeing contest with the neighbor's dog. Currently he's in the lead.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I'm currently hiding from this horrific thing that we call adulthood. If anyone needs me, I'll be smoking a bowl in the bouncy house.
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