I'm just sayin u wanted to sleep after ur paper. I can make u sleep
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
im goin to the NYE party with a tuxedo painted on my body. i know a girl who does it. wanna join?
She just dipped a dollar bill in her queso dip and almost ate it before I slapped it out of her hand, no more bar crawls..
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
It's a good thing vaginas don't have taste buds
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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