if you like me you must not know who I am
O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
when we got back we had sex. but it wasnt til the morning that i figured out her leg was broken
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
He was saying things like "cum for me like a good girl" and "put my entire python I like to call a dick in your mouth" .. Okay I might have changed that one a bit
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
Randomize
