Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
At what point did you think the cops were actually coming to hang out with us
You cant hold me accountable for my actions when im high.
Im dating a 38 year old who's lap I can fit in. Tell me I don't have daddy issues.
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
Naked. naked and bneed help.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
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