No more Irish car bombs ever.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
Well some days you just have to get blackout drunk and try to speak Spanish to French Canadian strangers
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
You said, "I'll have this whole island inside of you by 6 AM. Just point out who you want and I'll make it happen."
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
A sultry night of tacos and sex sounds nice. Should I bring home milk?
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
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