Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
Better than road-head. Just got model-home-head. Also got a disapproving scowl of judgment from the realtor on the way out.
You know how I've been hooking up with my ex? Well he told me he loved me and I said I was just there for sex so let's get it done. He looked sad, but he did it anyways. And life was good again.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I had sex with a boy who lives in a closet, that's like having sex with Harry Potter, right?
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
i just remember singing the theme song from 2 and 1/2 men to my hair
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