I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
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