my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
Yeah, I think they knew. I smelled like that telltale combination of strippers and Easter.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
On duty sugar tits. A Marine never abandons his post to take nudi pics.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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