so i did it. i barked while i was ejaculating. not a word was said by either of us afterwards.
so how much did i say i owed you?
$5 and a new fuck buddy.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Can you come over to my place and make up for the crap you called sex yesterday?
Good morning to you
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
I think my sister is getting tired of me breaking into her house so I can sleep with random girls when shes not there
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I must have drunkenly masturbated really loud last night, cause my roommate and his wife wont look at me
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
how is it that I keep meeting up with you when Im drunk?
you stand on my porch screaming my name until I come out with you...
Good new is, my parents are alive. Better news they will be in the hospital all weekend. Best news is im having a house party. All weekend.
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