u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
I wish they had nachos that got you drunk
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
the bruise you left on my ass looks like africa. the other just looks like a hand.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
What use have I for dignity? It just get's in the way of the really fun stuff.
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