My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
On a side note, I now know what a $150 cab ride looks like
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I got laughed at by a homeless guy in a Daniel Boone hat. I have no clue what this means for my day
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
Her four year old daughter walked up to me grabbed my junk and said "this will be in mommy later." Wtf?
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
Just finished 151. Eating nutella off a spoon. Bring condoms.
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