Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I just lived through a real life episode of jersey shore.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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