Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
Seriously you have a sixth sense. You woke up out of a nap to tell us all to check the clock and it was 4:18. You're like the spiderman of smoking weed.
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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