so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just made my gag reflex go away.
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
Checked my bank account this morning...apparently I went to 7-11 at 4am and spent $22 on taquitos. New all time low for me.
I ate all of them. New all time low for ME.
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