I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
Were making a bet for which twin will relapse while in rehab. I'm going for the chubbier one
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I'm moving out of my place and I just gave my mom a couch that I had sex on last night. Reduce, reuse, recycle at its best.
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
Randomize
