ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
This shit I'm taking feels like I've eaten every burrito in the world and chased that with an aquarium of hot sauce.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
I swear going to your house is like going to a strip club, no matter what happens I get glitter on me.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
will a lunchtime blow job make it better?
You drank the pool water to get rid of your hiccups
can we do this tomorrow? ...i accidently got high.
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