google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
I dont think that yelling at the medic "Christmas is gone, fuck off santa" was the best idea when you couldnt feel your legs.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
If I ever drink whiskey again make sure I don't eat the plastic cups that I'm drinking them from.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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