I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
she said your name and I thought she was asking me to motorboat her. Best. Miscommunication.Ever.
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
You picked me up and threw me on a barstool and shoved shots in front of me.
Thats like the definition of a good friend
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
Lead with your genitals is the best advice I can give you.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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