Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
You need to take one for the team and go bang a random sample of mexicans. Cause my internets broke and I can't google mexican foreskin stats.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
According to him, i kept saying "I'm belligerent as SHIT" and tried to run around the house in just my bra and underwear. Thats when they decided to carry me to the car and take me home.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I remember the Prince Albert and the three penises in the threesome. But the rest no.
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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