Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I like to feed my guinea pigs before I get stoned. In case they get contact high and get the munchies. It's only polite.
Doing 9 month old dishes in my bath tub. These dishes literally had enough time to gestate a human child
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
