GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
So if we break up over this are you still gonna come over and do my dishes?
I fed the cats at 7 am, made her eggs, gave her oral, and now I'm helping her clean and baking her brownies. Cosmos got nothing on me.
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
i woke up to something itchy on my head. it was his mustache. he fell asleep face-plant style on the side of my head. WTF?
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
I left when you were using your mug to lay on the street and ask for spare change
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
He's on the porch naked. Help.
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