Every now and then I'll talk to a creeper for an extended amount of time. Randy, for instance, funded our entire night of horrible decisions.
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I was desperately holding on to my sandwich while we had sex.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
It's going to be so weird waking up tomorrow morning fully rested completely sober and not covered in piss or bruises.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
Have 7 min to kill while I wait for liquor store to open. Feels really awkward.
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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