Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Randomize
