Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Remember the time we were in the hospital and I wanted to steel the arm restraints and use them as sex toys?? Oh college memories....
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Welcome to the first annual slutathon and let the men be ever in our favor
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
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