think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
Then my mouth guard fell out of the hole, so that's how the dog poop got in my mouth.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
My right arm is handcuffed to my leg... Please help.
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
we just got sex advice from a midget. You better fucking get here.
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