Just walk-of-shame'd past fifteen little girls at summer camp. Take a good look girls, I am you in twelve years.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
This hurricane was the perfect excuse to buy 2 pounds of animal crackers and a case of beer. It's on Sandy.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
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