yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
I jerked him off and then punched him in the face for no reason. Typical evening drinking Sailor Jerry's.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
That is our entire relationship. We match bowls and give each other head. What more could you possibly want?
Randomize
