Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
He needs to stop telling me how much he respects me. What does that even mean
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
Btw had an awesome time last night. Found some blood on my shirt and ear but I'll chalk it up to the tequila shots.
just reached the point where my breast implants paid from themselves in free drinks.
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I'm sitting in the shotgun seat of my car on full recline trying to pretend everything is ok
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