He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
dude u gotta turn down the techno when u bang that chick its creepy
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS STONED!! WE'RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I just got offered money for pictures of my boobs
I accepted the offer
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
So if i am talking to a guy and he sends me a pic and he is wearing Spiderman button down dress shirt.... Is it ok if i dont want to talk to him anymore?
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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