I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
I really shouldn't have to apologize. It was your own damn fault for opening a tab at the bar and telling me about it.
There was a reason that "Throat Warrior 2011" was written on my martini glass. He said my title was undisputed.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
In the last six hours i have procured a free sandwich, watched three movies, and came to orgasm. If that isn't productivity then i don't know what is.
Got a snapchat from Megan last night showing you sobbing about a burrito on the floor with Dan in the background trying not to laugh his ass off
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
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