All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
She said her name was "party"
super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
chipotle is closed for thanksgiving... I am officially thankful for NOTHING.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
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