Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
She volunteers at a homeless shelter. You volunteered to drink 7 day expired milk for $3. No chance. Give up.
Best friends brother. Beat that.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
He was sitting on the bathroom floor, swirling his finger in the toilet singing the Laguna Beach theme song. I don't know whether to laugh or help him.
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
MY GUT IS TELLING ME YES AND SO IS MY VAGINA
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