we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
I wonder if our vaginas are like "o thank god, no strangers breaking in tonight." Baahhhh sooo bad
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
MIDGETS
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For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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