So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
do you know what somber means? it's kinda the opposite of a kegstand
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
I woke up and sent him a text that said 'I'm sorry forever'
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
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