I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
i'm at a stripclub and this bitch just lit her nipples on fire!
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
Get the fuck buddy a birthday present or not? He def deserves one, but how do I explain the debit card charge to my husband?
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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