To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
just took a cab, driver just asked what i'd been drinking- i said vodka, he said "can't do vodka-drunk, it makes me feel like i'm giving birth to myself" ...no comment
I tried. Now my legs are bleeding and I cracked my head on the coffee table. Never taking your advice again.
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
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