im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
You kept throwing bottles at the dorm across the courtyard and when anyone told you to stop you just said "who are you? Al Gore?"
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm just trying to find the strength to put my bra back on and come inside
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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