after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
He said his penis was a 1 woman penis with a conscience an I was that woman...technically a declaration of commitment rite?
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
I fucking hate you. Some slutty looking drunk chick backed her ass up across the bar and started grinding on you. You ignored her because you didn't want to share you drink
I care about my drink far more than her feelings
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
Imagine Arby's curly fries spiraled around a dick
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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