and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
he found you with your pants down, trying to straddle the urinal. no one should have to see their sister like that. ever.
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
did you just say you're too stoned to fool around? okay we're over.
Apparently I'm a "fire hazard"
you wouldn't let anybody come in after ten. everybody was standing outside and you just yelled "BEING PUNCTUAL IS IMPORTANT" and slammed the door. i dont think you should be allowed to have parties anymore
it concerns me that i was already that drunk at 10
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
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